Long summer days always sneak up on me. School’s barely out before the “I’m bored” starts on repeat every five minutes.
That’s exactly why I love having a go-to list of activities like this. These silly summer jokes are easy, quick, and guaranteed to get some laughs. They’re great at the pool, on a road trip, or hiding from the heat inside.
Use these summer jokes:
- In the car
- At dinner time
- At the pool
- At a summer picnic
- At a summer party
Hilarious Summer Sunshine Jokes
1. Why did the sun go to school?
2. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
3. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
4. Why did the sun go to college?
5. How do you know the sun is friendly?
6. What is a ghost’s favorite summer food?
7. Where do sheep go for vacation?
8. What do you eat at the beach?
9. What do the mermaids use to call their friends?
10. What starts at red and ends at green?
11. Why doesn’t an elephant take a suitcase on it’s summer vacation?
12. What do you call a dog in the summer?
13. What’s black, white, and red all over?
14. Why do bananas use sunscreen?
15. What do frogs like to eat in the summer?
16. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
17. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
18. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
19. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
20. What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company?
21. Where do sharks go on vacation?
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22. Why don’t mummies go to summer camp?
23. Why did the ice cream truck break down?
24. Why don’t seashells take baths?
25. Where do surfers get their degree?
26. Why is the beach so clean?
Answer: It has mermaids.
27. When is a pool safe for diving?
Answer: It deep ends.
28. Where do birds stay when they go on vacation?
Answer: Someplace cheep.
29. What happens when ice cream gets angry?
Answer: It has a meltdown.
30. What did the tree say when summer finally arrived?
Answer: What a re-leaf.
31. What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Answer: Open-toad
32. What can cause dry skin after being in a swimming pool?
Answer: A towel.
33. What kind of scientists avoid the sun?
Answer: Paleontologists
34. Have you ever been camping?
Answer: It’s in tents.
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35. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
Answer: I’m bacon.
36. Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer?
Answer: It wet its plants.
37. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Answer: Swimming trunks
38. What letter of the alphabet is the coolest?
Answer: Iced T
39. How does the sun drink water?
Answer: Out of sunglasses
40. What do you get when you throw a lot of books in the ocean?
Answer: A title wave.
41. Why did the teacher jump in the pool?
Answer: He wanted to test the water.
42. What do pirates and swimmers have in common?
Answer: They both love cannonballs.
43. How does a swimmer build up his arm strength?
Answer: Pool ups!
44. What did the zookeeper say about the summer heat?
Answer: It’s a real bear!
45. Why did the sun go on strike?
Answer: He wanted a rays.
46. Dad was grilling and burned our lunch. What did he end up making?
Answer: Misteaks
47. Why was the camper disappointed when camp was over?
Answer: They wanted s’more of it.
48. What is a sheep’s favorite summertime food?
Answer: Baa-baa-cue!
49. What is a frog’s favorite summertime drink?
Answer: Croak-a-Cola!
50. Why do hamburgers spend their spring at the gym?
Answer: So they can have the best buns in the summer!
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