I grew up in the “Fireworks Capital of America.” My hometown of New Castle, Pennsylvania, has adopted the motto, as […]
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Am I The Only Mom Who Frickin’ Loves Summer?
Every year when summer rolls around, you can hear the sounds of incessant fuming coming at you from all sides. […]
I’ve Tried Hundreds Of Vibrators. This Is The Only One You Need.
If you happen to be strolling through a sex toy store, or even the pharmacy in Target (yes, they have […]
An Unexpected Upside Of Divorce? Scheduled Alone Time
The first night my kids went to their dad’s house, I sat on the couch and sobbed, scrolling through years […]
I Have Cellulite & I Wear Cheeky Bathing Suits
The first time I noticed dimples creeping across my ass I was thirteen. I went through puberty earlier than all […]
Whatever Happened To The Simple Family Vacations Of My Past
Somehow, another school year has come and gone. Even though it felt like this year would never end, it came—swiftly, […]
I Had A Hysterectomy, Felt Like A New Woman, Then Tore My Vagina. Twice.
I got a hysterectomy last summer and let me tell you, it was glorious. Cue the triumphant music. Angels singing. […]